shannon elliott

Tofino, BC

This is my dog, Ozzy. He is the best and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. Basically, Ozzy does it all: he wakes me up in the morning; he guards my house; he hangs out with me when I’m sick; he protects me from perverts when I run at night; he warms my bed in the winter; he comforts me when I get dumped; he stays up all night partying when my friends drink at my place; he wingmans me when I sarge the dog park; he even comes to the office with me and chills like a fucking boss. Name one human friend who does all that. Having a pet is super important because they give you the daily dose of unconditional love and furry cuddles you need to prevent yourself from turning into a grumpy old husk. If you don’t have a fuzzy critter in your life, that’s sad, but you can come over and chill with me and Oz anytime. <3